How to have fun at: SUPERMARKETS By Reaper 1317 disclaimer- i don't want you to do this, it is just for entertainment, but if you do do any of this is, i won't take ANY shit for it, k. intro- ahhh supermarkets, the best place in the world to have fun. why, after you read this txt you will know why..... Bowling- get 9 packets of cereral and line them up in a triangle. Get a BIG can of baked beans (you know the size can that all the maoris buy). there you now have your very own bowling ally. toilet paper fun- grab a packet of toilet paper and rip it open. Start throwing rolls over the shelves. wrap shelves in it, wrap un-guarded trollies in it etc etc toilet fun- go into the toilet and find the liquid soap dispencer. on the bottom of it there is a botton that you pull or push, it depends on what model. then the face plate will spring open, take the bag of liquid soap out. When you squeeze it hard enough soap will splurt out, COVER the entire room with it, put in on the mirrors, on the toilet seat, on the floor. on another good one is- slash the bag open and pour it ALL into the toilet. leave and wait until someone else uses the toilet, when they flush it will foam until it all pours out the top! hahahahahahahahaha juggling- put a hat down infront of you like a buskter would and then start juggling the apples or any other fruit. you might even get some $$$ for it. foodtown- i don't know if this will work in your supermarket but it does in palmerston north- there is a little box thing attached to the wall were you fill ou a form and place it in the box, wgy this is cool? you may ask, well on that form it has everything about the person, well apart from their credit card numbers, but once you get those ur home free! see the jolly rogers cook book for details on carding. coke cans- drink them and out them back into the 6pack box. trolly races- you need 2 ppl for this but you race 5 laps, weaving through each ally, hahahahahhahaha. assured to cause chaos. more coke can fun- shake the can for bout 10 mins, just walk around looking(eating) stuff while shaking. by this time it will be highly explosive, throw it as hard as you can at a wall, or over some shelves. if you do iit right it will explode in a big foamy mess, ahahahahahahahaha. you can do this with plastic bottles too, just shake them for AGES. tomato sause- ahhh a kiwi classic, write messages with this, throw it HARD over shelves (if you do it right it will break throwing lovley red stuff everyware) free samples- eat the whole plate, wait until they make another batch, repeat until they leave crows nest- this is a variation on the skool game, you take things from ppls trollies while they aren't looking, place them on the shelves, or if you are really bored in the right place. fruit juice- 'accidently' knock one of these off thge shelve. thats it, another anarchy file brought to you by- Reaper1317 remember- when the war comes, you wanna be ready. ggggggggggggg ooooooooooooooo dddddddddddd IIIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ggggggggggggg ooooooooooooooo ddddddddddddd IIIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ggggggggggggg oo oo dd ddd IIIII SSSSS ggggg oo oo dd ddd IIIII SSSSS ggggg oo oo dd ddd IIIII SSSSS ggggg oo oo dd ddd IIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ggggg gggggg oo oo dd ddd IIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ggggg ggg oo oo dd ddd IIIII SSSS ggggggggggggg oo oo dd ddd IIIII SSSS ggggggggggggg ooooooooooooooo ddddddddddddddddd IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ggggggggggggg ooooooooooooooo dddddddddddddddd IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIIIIIIIIII NN IIIIIIIIIIIIIII NN IIIII NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IIIII NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IIIII NN NN IIIII NN NN IIIII NN NN IIIII NN NN IIIIIIIIIIIIIII NN NN IIIIIIIIIIIIIII NN NN TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HH EEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HH EEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTT HH EE TTTTT HH EE TTTTT HH EEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTT HHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTT HHHHHHHHH EE TTTTT HH HH EE TTTTT HH HH EEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTT HH HH EEEEEEEEEEEE \ / \ / \ / /--\ --------------------------- | TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV | | TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV | | TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV | | TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV | | TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV | | TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV | | TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV | | TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV | | TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV | |_________________________| HTTP://WWW.GEOCITIES.COM/GOTHBOY1317/GODISINTHETV_INTRO.HTML MANSON, MUSIC, ANARCHY, PHREAKING, ANTI CHRIST AND MORE...... DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD