----------------------------------------- [ FUN SHIT 2 DO ON THOSE BORING NITES ] ----------------------------------------- BY Reaper 1317 disclaimer- i will not take any shit. word up. from feds, police, kids, i don't care who you are. if you hurt yaself following my words, i will not take any shit k- have a nice day :-) The starting shit- so you are sitting at home, you have no beer, no ciggies, you have just smoked your last joint whatta u do for the next 6 hours till it is light again?? you see boys greed is for amatures, chaos, disorder, Anarchy- NOW THATS FUN! pyro (fire is cool)- ahhhhh fire, for your own devils nite you will need- matches or lighter (2-3 boxes) newspaper toilet paper meths or petrol bag pretty face w/ fast legs were to start?? ahhhh, lawns. In every block there is a lawn freek, take out u meths and pour the shit all over that green shit, write alittle message or a good old anarchy sign, light and watch burn like the little pyro u are. letterboxes- get out ur newspaper and open it up, pour meths in the centre and scrunch it up. Shove it in the letterbox (steal the numbers first of course) and light, if it is a metal letterbox it will just scorch it and the paint might melt off but if it is a wooden one pour more meths on the 'roof' of the letterbox and watch the fucker burn. small buildings- break in or just open the door and start throwing shitloads of newspaper or anything dry (leaves wood anything) then pour petrol all over it. put more newspaper in, pour more gas on, repeat this until the paper is about up to ur waist. Then throw petrol all over the walls and then pour a trail of gas from the newspaper out towards you, make it bout a metre long (bout 5 foot), then light. Watch 4 bout a min then run. I suggest that you go home, restock and take a shower. i find that rum is good for calming the nerves. big buildings- do as above but use beds, rugs and other shit instead of paper. Remember to throw loads of gas on the walls (wallpaper burns good) and curtains. leave, running like the scared prick that u are DON'T STICK AROUND, firemen don't like ppl who burn stuff. tagging- Tagging is thought of as ghetto or black but fuck them. for this you will need- spray paint- red black white blue green wall- concreate- best if already painted white, but any concreate will do. bag sweatshirts first off- packing the bag- you may thing that you just throw all the shit in and run off and start tagging. no no no. place 2 cans in the bottom of the bag, firmly pack a sweatshirt around them, holding them in place. Reapet until you have all cans snug in ur bag. This way you don't rattle when you walk finding the wall- as i said above- concreate concreate concreate!! the paint soaks into wood and all that is left is a dull, very faint mark. choose a place were alot of ppl will see it, brick walls on main streets are good, skools, footpaths, roads! whut 2 rite- now stop, think what are you doing, you are fucking around, breaking the law so therefor you should NOT write dumb things. plan, if you are caught short a simple anarchy sign is good. anti facist, anti queen anti law shit is good too. when tagging go rampaging. If you have a huge wall, use the huge wall. cover it in all sorts of shit and remember to sign it with ur tagging handel, they don't have to be the same as your computer handels- mine is draven :). spelling- ok this sound pretty basic but GET THE SPELLING RIGHT! nothing looks dumber than a tag with words spelt wrong. Bombs- i'm not big on bombs, they are far too complex and most of the shit off the net is pretty dodgy. so i say fuck dat shit and here is a list of simple, yet entertaining 'bombs' Naplam- no not the real shit that the army uses but the street made shit. I have made a variant called a draven bomb, read good kiddies: for your own personal draven bomb u will need- packing foam gas fuse, about a foot and a half bucket big balls w/fast legs step 1 take your bucket and fill about 3 quaters of it with gas. step 2 break the foam into little blocks, about 4cm cubes step 3 drop in about 4-6 of them and wait until they dissolve, repeat until you have a sticky, light yellow paste step 4 stick the fuse deep in, do this straight after you finish dissolving the foam in it or else it will be too hard and the fuse will break, not go in. leave about half a foot sticking out. step 5 leave to set, it will take about 24 hours, then you will have a light yellow hard shit with a fuse sticking out of it. step 6 run and put it in a car or under some wooden bentches. light step 7 use those big balls w/ fast legs to get ur ass out of there. if you are lucky it will blow up but most of the time it will burn, and burn, and burn and burn and burn, the plastic will burn it will burn. see why it is good in cars...... molitov cocktails these are the good old fire bombs, now i have read so many texts that make these simple little so so wrong. these fuckers DON'T BLOW UP!! they break, splattering burning petrol everyware. what you will need- glass milk bottles, beer bottles 40s any glass bottle petrol cloth meths wax step 1 take glass bottle and fill it up with petrol, right up to the top. step 2 soak the cloth in meths and stick in top of bottle. make it so that the cloth is just in the petrol and there is alot of cloth coming out the top. step 3 take the wax and melt it, dribble it around the edge of the cloth so that it just sticks to the bottle. step 4 light and throw VERY FAST!!, you need hands to make more don't ya ;-). throw it hard so that it will break. Throw them off buildings, bridges onto the cars below, shit this dude nearly shitted himself hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha shrapnal bomb in this text this is the closest thing you will find to a real bomb for this you will need- sky rockets, lots of them- the bigger the better cardboard tube (toliet paper rolls) BB gun pellets or tacks paper duct tape plastic bag very long fuse- 3 and a half foot step 1 open up the sky rockets and pour everything in it into a plastic bag. pick out any little silvery coloured balls, they just burn in a colour- nothing special. use about 10-15 rockets and after you have finished you will have a bag of fine black powder. step 2 take the tube and put the paper over the end of it and duct tape it into place. make sure nothing will fall through it. step 3 pour ALL the powder in and then put paper over the end and duct tape it into place. step 4 fill a plastic bag with your shrapnal step 5 punch a tiny hole in the top of the tube and put the fuse in, make sure it is about 3 intches into the gun powder step 6 put the tube in the bag of shrapnal and tie the bag up at the top step 7 find the fuse and make a hole in the bag for it to poke through step 8 place in a good place (think dumbass) light and run like the scared fag that you are. run faster than you ever have run, run like you are being chased by 73 ghetto strippers who are looking for love. i could go on but you get the idea. breaking stuff- the art of breaking shit is a fun and complex art to learn, naw just kidding- smash smash crunch break smash smash what you will need- screw drivers (+ and -) small hammer fun bar (crow bar) bit of wood or bat army boots (not vital but very useful) long sports bag duct tape gloves what to break and how to break it good- windows- take ur fun bar and hit the window in the corner, then hook it and pull as hard as you can. the window should break muhahahhahahhahaha. or just hit it until it is totally smashed. doors- take out ur + screwdriver and stab the door. take - screwdriver and unhindge the door. put in the middle of street or burn it. use screwdrivers to steal knockers, break those little things that you look through, rip the mail slot off. cars- ah cars, they are the best thing to smash. find the flashest car that you can see and pull out ur - screwdriver, scratch the paint job hardcore, write the person messages or use it as ur personal note pad (e.g i am a manson fan so i wrote out the lyrics to 'get your gunn' on the hood of a car), write anti- god messages, anti anything messages. slash tires (you will need a very big very sharp knife to do this). smash windows. ge out ur duct tape and cover the wind screen, do atleast 2 layers. the take out ur hammer tape away around the edges of of the wind screen until you have broken it off, but the tape holds it together. Carefully rip the tape off and you can climb in his car. take the stero, take money anything OBEY ME! oh yeah, wear gloves while doing this. then leave a little note, or shit in the back of his car. wasn't that fun and so stress releaving. annoying ppl the hole- at bout 1 in the morning go with bout 2 or 3 friends with spades to your enemies house. start digging, continue digging until about 3, take some breaks if you want to. don't dig heaps of holes just one HUGE one. hehehehehehehehe. oh pile all the dirt on his doorstep. whats that on the window??- get a wheelbarrow and fill it up with petrol. take the cardboard tubes out of the center of about 12 rolls of toilet paper (just buy the bulk buy shit). mix it round until you have yellowish paper. plaster the house with it then light. fun fun fun. whats wrong with the power?- this is a no-brainer. open up that white box on the side of the house and flick the switch that says 'MAIN POWER'. no water- infront of each house there either is a little hole with a metal cover over it or a hole with a big blue lid on it that says 'WATER MAINS' on it. open it up (u will need a screwdriver to get the blue lid off) and turn it in the direction that it turns easiest. keep on turning it until it is nice and tight. no water. newspaper fun- shread a sunday newspaper (u know the huge big fat ass ones) and decorate some ones lawn. more newspaper fun- break a hole in a car window about the size of a 20cent piece. take one page of the newspaper and slide it in. continue until the WHOLE car if full. you are dumb if you don't do this- smash the pumpkins on halloween steal papers and fone bills, credit card bills etc throw newspaper/doormat on roof steal boat tarps steal gnomes or just smash them re-arrange pot plants on the road pull up gardens get a spade and rip up someones lawn and that is it, my very FIRST anarchy txt. hope it makes those long boring nites easier. goto my site- GoD iS iN tHe Tv http://www.geocities.com/gothboy1317/godisinthetv_intro.html- manson, music, anarchy, phreaking, anti-christ, graffiti and more ideas, comments- email me at- godisinthetv1317@hotmail.com DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD GoD iS iN tHe Tv HE IS, YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK HARD ENOUGH